He is always the first Person to call someone a Divorcee, meanwhile his own wife was legally married to someone before ! Oh wait ! His wife did only a low key court wedding with the other guy ! Only few people knew about this first marriage; I don't even know if she legally divorced the other dude before he married her ! However to him she is a Virgin ! After all no one knows !
She will be the first person to call someone a Prostitute ! Asawo Kobo Kobo ! Meanwhile she has slept with every man that ever said hello to her ! In her mind she is doing "Runs" ! She is not a Prostitute because she doesn't stand on the street at night , but she has a one touch speed dial number , and she will be on your bed , doing social services on you !
We don't mention our body Parts by their real names , they are called private parts!
We don't mention our body Parts by their real names , they are called private parts!
We don't mention or talk about Sex as a country ! We don't because we want to appear holy , yet you can hardly see a 20 years old Virgin girl or Boy ! In fact we need to start an Ultimate Virgin search reality show in Nigeria ! All hotels in Nigeria are always fully booked every weekend ! Yet you are no allowed to say the word Sex , not to talk of calling the body the body parts associated with Sex !
He has impregnated more than six women ! They all aborted the pregnancies ! She has done abortion more than five times for five different men ! But he/she will be the first people to bust out from the shit holes where they have been hiding to question why one is marrying someone with kids ! My brother ! My sister ! Shut up ! We all have kids ! The only difference is that mine are alive ! Mine are with me ! But you killed off yours for reasons only best known to you !
You are a lecturer ! Lawyer ! Doctor ! Engineer ! Contractor ! Market seller ! What is supposed to be one naira you say it's 100 naira without feeling bad ! No conscience ! Within a blink of an eye you swindle someone ! Take their hard earned money and call yourself sharp ! But you will be the first person to call someone a Thief ! An Armed Robber ! Why ? What is the difference?
At least the armed robbers were bold , gracious and courageous enough to let their intentions known to you ! At least you know you were about to be robbed so you psychologically and mentally prepared yourself , unlike the people you Swindled ! Abeg shut up and hand them over the money they asked for ! They are your colleagues , in the same line of business with you , they just have a different mode of delivering services !
At least the armed robbers were bold , gracious and courageous enough to let their intentions known to you ! At least you know you were about to be robbed so you psychologically and mentally prepared yourself , unlike the people you Swindled ! Abeg shut up and hand them over the money they asked for ! They are your colleagues , in the same line of business with you , they just have a different mode of delivering services !
You scream about a couples age difference ! But you will sleep with sugar daddies and mummies ! Really ?
My fellow Nigerian brothers and sisters , please if you ever get pregnant or someone pregnant, make sure no one knows ! Make sure the abortion is done properly ! But if you die in the process please greet Jesus for me , don't worry we will always remember you as veteran !
My fellow Nigerian brothers and sisters , please if you ever get pregnant or someone pregnant, make sure no one knows ! Make sure the abortion is done properly ! But if you die in the process please greet Jesus for me , don't worry we will always remember you as veteran !
Make sure no one sees you with your sugar mummy or daddy clients!
Sister If your husband is beating you every day , please hide the wounds very well , your mates are looking for husband, just make sure you post beautiful pictures of you people on Facebook for all of us to see everyday ! In fact forget MAC , NARS concealers work better , use it and patch up your bruises !
Sister If your husband is beating you every day , please hide the wounds very well , your mates are looking for husband, just make sure you post beautiful pictures of you people on Facebook for all of us to see everyday ! In fact forget MAC , NARS concealers work better , use it and patch up your bruises !
Brother if you see that woman you love but will go against public expectations , please don't marry her , but make sure you continue a secret affair with her , send her I still love you text messages everyday, as long as no one knows it's ok ! Please Die in misery silently ! No one will know ! Doctors can always come up with reasonable cause of death !
In fact if you like kill someone but make sure no one sees you ! Bury them very well ! Cover your tracks well !
In fact if you like kill someone but make sure no one sees you ! Bury them very well ! Cover your tracks well !
Believe me, As long as no one sees you ! As long as the society does not have a physical Proof to associate You with any incident from your past , old things will definitely pass away !!
As long as the society is concerned You are a Saint ! A Virgin !! You are Hero ! You will be immortalized ! You are happy ! You will be the chief usher ! President of prayer warrior group ! If You can just name it ! Imagine it ! You can be it ! Our culture is only based on what we can see ! Just make sure You hide it very well ,make sure you maintain that fake image , because We are Nigerians and We are Hypocrites!!
By: Nora Oma
By: Nora Oma
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